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  "General Hux? More like General YUCK" [ what have I done ]

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thegeneralhux:

“You have three seconds before I blow your balls off with a Blaster, Ren. I would ASSUME you know when to stop your arrogant bickering.”

“Luckily- I know that you don’t carry a weapon yourself. You’d rather call Captain Phasma to do it for you” 

 “You are so right.” He stated calmly, “In fact, I might get the Captain to do it WILLINGLY, but that would require her to be present would it not?”